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-Groucho Marx
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This is a compilation of One Liners....enjoy them. You can find one by topic, or you can just read through the archives for random ones. There is no order to this list, so don't go crazy trying to figure it out! ;)
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If you have a one liner that you don't see here, please email it to justablob [at] gmail [dot] com.
If you would like to post on here, you can send me an email too, at the same address as above.
If you see a funny one liner and would like to share it on your blog, please feel free-just mention where you saw it!
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