"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Recovery is when Obama loses his.

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship.

Politicians are like diapers-they need to be changed frequently for the same reasons.

To succeed in politics it is often necessary to rise above your principles.