The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do.
The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

Login: yes
Password: i dont have one
password is incorrect

Login: yes
Password: incorrect

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

I chat, therefore, IM

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.

Who is General Error and why is he reading my disk?

To err is human. To blame it on a computer even more so.

I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.