Language has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created to word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
"The quality of our thoughts is bordered on all sides by our facility with language." - J. Michael Straczynski
Sunday, May 24, 2009
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas
Sunday, March 22, 2009
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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