Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once.

Don’t envy your neighbor whose grass is greener - his water bills are higher, too.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Money can buy amusement, but not happiness.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promisary note. Today is cash; spend it wisely.

Happiness is belonging - not belongings.

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy.

A smile costs less than electricity and gives more light.

"Education costs money, but then so does ignorance."

Money can't buy happiness, but it does bring a more pleasant form of misery.
-Spike Mulligan

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove you don't need it. it.

Give him a penny for him thoughts, you'll get change.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Crime doesn't pay. Does that mean my job is a crime?

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check