“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you speak with them.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? 

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train someone to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

We have enough youth....now how about a fountain of smart?