Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any”

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
-Bob Hope

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

Some days I wake up grumpy, other days I let him sleep!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?