The worst moment for an atheist is when he is really thankful but has no one to thank.

Life was so much simpler when an apple and a blackberry were just fruits.

When someone says they're young at heart, it usually means they're old in age.

I bought my kids a set of batteries for chanuka, with a note saying "toys not included."

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once.

Don’t envy your neighbor whose grass is greener - his water bills are higher, too.

Envy is the art of counting other people’s blessing, instead of you own.

There is a fine line between hurting and helping. It only takes one person to erase it.

AYL

There are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.

I love when someone tells me it's up to me. Um, thanks. I know. My life is not in your hands

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

“Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare, the further we make it go” - Josh Billings

“People who say that they’re nothing without their morning coffee must have really low self-esteem.”

"Note to the cold medicine folks: I'm not going to operate heavy machinery, ever."

The greatest mistake you can make inlife is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice.

Being defeated is often only a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

Disabled does not mean unable.

Aspire to inspire before you expire

The manner in which it was given is worth more than the gift.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

I have the symptoms for death-- it's called life.

Count your blessings, not your problems.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

If you want true friends, don’t hesitate to show the world the real you.

Savor the fingerprints on windows and walls of the home, for they are love notes scribbled around the margins of the family’s heart.

The best way to free ourselves from our limitations is to first recognize them.

Contentment springs not from an absence of problems but rather from having chosen how to respond to them.

The best inheritance you can leave your kids is an example of how to live a full and meaningful life.

Optimism - that cheerful state of mind that enables a teakettle to sing when it's up to its nose in hot water!

A child needs your love most when he deserves it the least.

If you scream I'll hear you, if you speak I'll understand you.

Take the time to do it right, otherwise you will have to take the time to do it over.

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right; it can sometimes mean that you value your relationship more than your ego.

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.

People search for the city of happiness without realizing it can only be found in the state of mind.

Life was so much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser."

"The great thing about pictures is that they never change, even when the people in them do."

The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against."

"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better."

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you finish the work.

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.

The greatest gift you will ever receive is the gift of loving and believing in yourself. Guard this gift with your life. It is the only thing that will ever truly be yours.

i used to have a lazy eye when i was younger and then it spread to my whole body

For every complex problem, there is a simple answer, and it's wrong

-Mel Conway

Eveything will be okay in the end. If its not okay its not the end.

We know what we are, but not what we may be.

- William Shakespeare

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.

Don’t loose your temper, nobody wants to find it!

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

What flows from your mouth can neither be edited or deleted.

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience.

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your father was.

Courage is not a lack of fear but the ability to act while facing fear.

Look at life through the wind-shield not the rear-view mirror.

Don't look where you fell, but where you slipped.

For everything they say can’t be done, there’s always someone willing to prove them wrong.

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.

Anyone who’s always feeling sorry for himself, should be!

I think I might be addicted to sleep deprivation, but I'm too tired to be sure.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

Those who wish to sing always find a song.

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do.

The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Money can buy amusement, but not happiness.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

Success is not defined by obtaining everything you want, but by appreciating everything you have.

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promisary note. Today is cash; spend it wisely.

“If I could give you one gift my friend, I would give you the ability to see yourself as others see you, so you would know how very special you are.”

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!

Happiness is belonging - not belongings.