even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Gladstone, a Member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli, "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." -Walter Kerr
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
I was born weird -- this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma.
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