Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
This is a compilation of One Liners....enjoy them. You can find one by topic, or you can just read through the archives for random ones. There is no order to this list, so don't go crazy trying to figure it out! ;) If you have a one liner that you don't see here, please email it to justablob [at] gmail [dot] com.
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