Thursday, November 25, 2010

The worst moment for an atheist is when he is really thankful but has no one to thank.
Life was so much simpler when an apple and a blackberry were just fruits.
When someone says they're young at heart, it usually means they're old in age.
I bought my kids a set of batteries for chanuka, with a note saying "toys not included."

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Don’t envy your neighbor whose grass is greener - his water bills are higher, too.
Envy is the art of counting other people’s blessing, instead of you own.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

There is a fine line between hurting and helping. It only takes one person to erase it.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

There are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.

Monday, August 30, 2010

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.

Monday, August 9, 2010

I love when someone tells me it's up to me. Um, thanks. I know. My life is not in your hands
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

“Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare, the further we make it go” - Josh Billings

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

“People who say that they’re nothing without their morning coffee must have really low self-esteem.”

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"Note to the cold medicine folks: I'm not going to operate heavy machinery, ever."

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The greatest mistake you can make inlife is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice.
Being defeated is often only a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Disabled does not mean unable.
Aspire to inspire before you expire

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The manner in which it was given is worth more than the gift.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I have the symptoms for death-- it's called life.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Count your blessings, not your problems.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Monday, April 12, 2010

If you want true friends, don’t hesitate to show the world the real you.
Savor the fingerprints on windows and walls of the home, for they are love notes scribbled around the margins of the family’s heart.
The best way to free ourselves from our limitations is to first recognize them.
Contentment springs not from an absence of problems but rather from having chosen how to respond to them.

Friday, April 9, 2010

The best inheritance you can leave your kids is an example of how to live a full and meaningful life.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Optimism - that cheerful state of mind that enables a teakettle to sing when it's up to its nose in hot water!
A child needs your love most when he deserves it the least.
If you scream I'll hear you, if you speak I'll understand you.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Take the time to do it right, otherwise you will have to take the time to do it over.
Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right; it can sometimes mean that you value your relationship more than your ego.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

People search for the city of happiness without realizing it can only be found in the state of mind.
Life was so much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser."
"The great thing about pictures is that they never change, even when the people in them do."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against."
"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better."

Friday, March 12, 2010

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you finish the work.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The greatest gift you will ever receive is the gift of loving and believing in yourself. Guard this gift with your life. It is the only thing that will ever truly be yours.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

i used to have a lazy eye when i was younger and then it spread to my whole body
For every complex problem, there is a simple answer, and it's wrong

-Mel Conway

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Eveything will be okay in the end. If its not okay its not the end.
We know what we are, but not what we may be.

- William Shakespeare

Monday, February 1, 2010

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
Don’t loose your temper, nobody wants to find it!
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

What flows from your mouth can neither be edited or deleted.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Monday, December 7, 2009

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your father was.
Courage is not a lack of fear but the ability to act while facing fear.
Look at life through the wind-shield not the rear-view mirror.
Don't look where you fell, but where you slipped.

Monday, November 30, 2009

For everything they say can’t be done, there’s always someone willing to prove them wrong.
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Anyone who’s always feeling sorry for himself, should be!

Monday, November 23, 2009

I think I might be addicted to sleep deprivation, but I'm too tired to be sure.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

Friday, November 20, 2009

The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
Those who wish to sing always find a song.
The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Money can buy amusement, but not happiness.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Success is not defined by obtaining everything you want, but by appreciating everything you have.
Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promisary note. Today is cash; spend it wisely.
“If I could give you one gift my friend, I would give you the ability to see yourself as others see you, so you would know how very special you are.”

Friday, October 30, 2009

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!
Happiness is belonging - not belongings.